Robin Hood

I have things to do today that are more important than liveblogging Robin Hood...and I was doing them, but then Djaq showed up and made the whole thing like 800 times more awesome.

Robin Hood is alright, but the Night Watchman is an awesome cool superhero with a smaller ego.

WTF Guy, how can you be so awkward about EVERYTHING?

Basically how I want this thing to go is Robin/Djaq (and Djaq/Will, and Robin/Much and Robin/everybody since that is obviously how he rolls), and Marian becomes the Sheriff and keeps Guy naked in a closet and brings him out for parties.

Jeeez, Marian is such a badass. (I said that twice in this episode alone.)

Robin's bow is made out of adamantium, right? That might almost make its indestructibility plausible.

More Robin Hood

And now Robin Hood is sad because he doesn't get to have ALL THE WOMEN. Just ALMOST ALL OF THE WOMEN.

I don't really get Marian; I would think her forward-planning work-within-the-system ideas would lead to accepting Guy's suit early on in the process, or at least marrying someone else to be respectable...not that I'm clear on who else is available.

I do not get why "necklace stolen from a peasant" equals "good courting gift." Guy is terrible at EVERYTHING. (Except smirking.) (And entertaining at parties. GET IN MY CRACK AU NOW.)

I don't really know crap about costumes, yet the costuming in this show manages to make my brain hurt.

And Marian/Djaq might be a thing I would like.