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lonesparkKing Siskan: High Mage, in addition to the portrait, I will have the chronicler record the important facts of your life. I'm not as educated as I could be... I know here in Katolis we only have two genders, but in other places it's different, and in your homeland of Camboria they have five. What should we put in the chronicle?
High Mage Prime Ziyali: I don't have a gender.
Chronicler: Ok.
Ziyali: Wait, wait, maybe I do. My gender is called, "Fuck You, I Do What I Want, and Also Fuck My Homeland of Camboria, and Every Single Pious Bitch in That Boring-Ass Country."
King, War Queen, Country Mother, chronicler, servants: (facepalm)
(six hundred years later...)
(in the Hall of Portraits in Katolis Castle, telling Claudia about important mages in history)
Viren: It's possible they did have some gender identity our modern culture doesn't fully grasp, but like many details of ancient Katolis, this is now lost to history.
Tune in next week, when Ziyali perfects primal stone technology and invents medieval Rogaine to flex on King Siskan by growing the sexiest mustache.
High Mage Prime Ziyali: I don't have a gender.
Chronicler: Ok.
Ziyali: Wait, wait, maybe I do. My gender is called, "Fuck You, I Do What I Want, and Also Fuck My Homeland of Camboria, and Every Single Pious Bitch in That Boring-Ass Country."
King, War Queen, Country Mother, chronicler, servants: (facepalm)
(six hundred years later...)
(in the Hall of Portraits in Katolis Castle, telling Claudia about important mages in history)
Viren: It's possible they did have some gender identity our modern culture doesn't fully grasp, but like many details of ancient Katolis, this is now lost to history.
Tune in next week, when Ziyali perfects primal stone technology and invents medieval Rogaine to flex on King Siskan by growing the sexiest mustache.
