I have 2 skills...

...and they both involve writing once in a blue moon.

1. Applies to real life: Writing letter begging for funding for our Adults with ADHD and Learning Disabilities support group run by the state vocational rehab agency.

2. Writing fic, usually explicit, about ships I don't have a lot of feelings about but IDK I drank some espresso at work and it's 3 am and wow that's 9 pages and the castle has a bath complex now.


I guess we could also go for another kinda meta skill:

3. Putting in the effort to learn a new skill cuz it will help me please my friends with words and/or pictures of cartoon dads kissing.